Killswitch/Arfcomlord
#1
Does arfcom know about your stolen valor crimes?
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#2
stolen valor will not be tolerated anywhere i am a mod / admin. he quit the forum the day i was put in charge. he knew his role.
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#3
(07-21-2017, 09:50 AM)Utier1bro Wrote: stolen valor will not be tolerated anywhere i am a mod / admin. he quit the forum the day i was put in charge. he knew his role.

Thank you for your service
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#4
(07-21-2017, 03:45 PM)19Delta Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 09:50 AM)Utier1bro Wrote: stolen valor will not be tolerated anywhere i am a mod / admin. he quit the forum the day i was put in charge. he knew his role.

Thank you for your service

you're welcome. 

wood you like to hear about my sniper training?
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#5
(07-22-2017, 08:24 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 03:45 PM)19Delta Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 09:50 AM)Utier1bro Wrote: stolen valor will not be tolerated anywhere i am a mod / admin. he quit the forum the day i was put in charge. he knew his role.

Thank you for your service

you're welcome. 

wood you like to hear about my sniper training?

Can you tell me about your Cold War depolyment?
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#6
(07-23-2017, 02:59 AM)19Delta Wrote:
(07-22-2017, 08:24 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 03:45 PM)19Delta Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 09:50 AM)Utier1bro Wrote: stolen valor will not be tolerated anywhere i am a mod / admin. he quit the forum the day i was put in charge. he knew his role.

Thank you for your service

you're welcome. 

wood you like to hear about my sniper training?

Can you tell me about your Cold War depolyment?

so there i was, a young colonel first class major. this was to be my first deployment straight out of seal training. you see being a 20 year old PJ the united states government thought that i was to hard, and they wanted their killers to have a softer image. so i became a seal 3rd class assigned to team 6. for the sake of transparency i was also a ranger at the time (though at that time i thought everyone was a ranger it's kinda like getting graded on the spelling of your name on the sat, i just kinda figured everyone spelled their name right so i never counted that). 

enough backstory, you're here for the story itself.

so there i was, my first deployment to ruskiastan. i arrived in the summer months (different time of year than summer here). as a seal pj ranger sniper i had long ago ditched the issued uniform and had adopted the clothing style of my favorite bohemian "tommy". now what most people do not realize is ruskiastanis are a very poor people they are mostly willing to do something strange for a little bit of change. they also drive little shitty cars with 10's on them, but them keep em clean. 

my spotter (we'll call him zac) and i were to embed ourselves in a small village just outside of our objective and await further orders. zac and i arrived in this small town just after dark on a warm summer wednesday night. after we had gotten settled down the nice widowed lady who was hosting us prepared a feast for us. after dinner we made small talk, drank silky smooth vodka, and finally headed off to bed. early the next morning i awoke to the sounds of loud moaning, it was the sounds of pure pleasure. i quietly made my way down the hall inching closer and closer to the sounds. at the end of the hallway i found a door that was partially opened. i peeked in, i saw zac railing the shit out of our hostess. as i watched quietly i felt my face flush, and tension in my pants. i figured at this point we were the only 3 in the house and they seemed to busy to notice so i began to pleasure myself. i was pretty worked up so i was really going to town, doing man's work if you will. i finished all over the door frame. as i turned to quietly walk back to my room i noticed a small pug standing there looking at me, she barked and it scared me, i screamed and this startled zac and our hostess. our hostess jumped up in fear and i noticed she had an 8" uncut penis dangeling down between her legs. it was as if i have just stared a king cobra in the eye. i panicked pulled my pistol and shot both of them. i scopped up the pug and fled the scene. 3 months later i was court martialedfound not guilty by reason of insanityreturned home and here i am. 

zac lived, barring a few minor arrests later in life and a terrible eye injury (gun shot wound) the doctors were able to transplant a homeless nigger man's eye in him (albeit a little crooked it stays focused on fat white women). his white eye became attracted to a skinny white woman up in the great white north where they live happily ever after. 

as for myself i have retired to florida home of the world famous throwing gators, and meth zombies. the pug and i live comfortably on my military disability.
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#7
(07-24-2017, 05:22 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(07-23-2017, 02:59 AM)19Delta Wrote:
(07-22-2017, 08:24 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 03:45 PM)19Delta Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 09:50 AM)Utier1bro Wrote: stolen valor will not be tolerated anywhere i am a mod / admin. he quit the forum the day i was put in charge. he knew his role.

Thank you for your service

you're welcome. 

wood you like to hear about my sniper training?

Can you tell me about your Cold War depolyment?

so there i was, a young colonel first class major. this was to be my first deployment straight out of seal training. you see being a 20 year old PJ the united states government thought that i was to hard, and they wanted their killers to have a softer image. so i became a seal 3rd class assigned to team 6. for the sake of transparency i was also a ranger at the time (though at that time i thought everyone was a ranger it's kinda like getting graded on the spelling of your name on the sat, i just kinda figured everyone spelled their name right so i never counted that). 

enough backstory, you're here for the story itself.

so there i was, my first deployment to ruskiastan. i arrived in the summer months (different time of year than summer here). as a seal pj ranger sniper i had long ago ditched the issued uniform and had adopted the clothing style of my favorite bohemian "tommy". now what most people do not realize is ruskiastanis are a very poor people they are mostly willing to do something strange for a little bit of change. they also drive little shitty cars with 10's on them, but them keep em clean. 

my spotter (we'll call him zac) and i were to embed ourselves in a small village just outside of our objective and await further orders. zac and i arrived in this small town just after dark on a warm summer wednesday night. after we had gotten settled down the nice widowed lady who was hosting us prepared a feast for us. after dinner we made small talk, drank silky smooth vodka, and finally headed off to bed. early the next morning i awoke to the sounds of loud moaning, it was the sounds of pure pleasure. i quietly made my way down the hall inching closer and closer to the sounds. at the end of the hallway i found a door that was partially opened. i peeked in, i saw zac railing the shit out of our hostess. as i watched quietly i felt my face flush, and tension in my pants. i figured at this point we were the only 3 in the house and they seemed to busy to notice so i began to pleasure myself. i was pretty worked up so i was really going to town, doing man's work if you will. i finished all over the door frame. as i turned to quietly walk back to my room i noticed a small pug standing there looking at me, she barked and it scared me, i screamed and this startled zac and our hostess. our hostess jumped up in fear and i noticed she had an 8" uncut penis dangeling down between her legs. it was as if i have just stared a king cobra in the eye. i panicked pulled my pistol and shot both of them. i scopped up the pug and fled the scene. 3 months later i was court martialedfound not guilty by reason of insanityreturned home and here i am. 

zac lived, barring a few minor arrests later in life and a terrible eye injury (gun shot wound) the doctors were able to transplant a homeless nigger man's eye in him (albeit a little crooked it stays focused on fat white women). his white eye became attracted to a skinny white woman up in the great white north where they live happily ever after. 

as for myself i have retired to florida home of the world famous throwing gators, and meth zombies. the pug and i live comfortably on my military disability.

Thank you for your service. This sounds way more honorable than lying about being an 11B/19K recruit just to get forum recognition and free Applebee's/Golden Corral every Veteran's Day.
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#8
(07-25-2017, 09:07 AM)Nick Gerz Wrote:
(07-24-2017, 05:22 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(07-23-2017, 02:59 AM)19Delta Wrote:
(07-22-2017, 08:24 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 03:45 PM)19Delta Wrote:
(07-21-2017, 09:50 AM)Utier1bro Wrote: stolen valor will not be tolerated anywhere i am a mod / admin. he quit the forum the day i was put in charge. he knew his role.

Thank you for your service

you're welcome. 

wood you like to hear about my sniper training?

Can you tell me about your Cold War depolyment?

so there i was, a young colonel first class major. this was to be my first deployment straight out of seal training. you see being a 20 year old PJ the united states government thought that i was to hard, and they wanted their killers to have a softer image. so i became a seal 3rd class assigned to team 6. for the sake of transparency i was also a ranger at the time (though at that time i thought everyone was a ranger it's kinda like getting graded on the spelling of your name on the sat, i just kinda figured everyone spelled their name right so i never counted that). 

enough backstory, you're here for the story itself.

so there i was, my first deployment to ruskiastan. i arrived in the summer months (different time of year than summer here). as a seal pj ranger sniper i had long ago ditched the issued uniform and had adopted the clothing style of my favorite bohemian "tommy". now what most people do not realize is ruskiastanis are a very poor people they are mostly willing to do something strange for a little bit of change. they also drive little shitty cars with 10's on them, but them keep em clean. 

my spotter (we'll call him zac) and i were to embed ourselves in a small village just outside of our objective and await further orders. zac and i arrived in this small town just after dark on a warm summer wednesday night. after we had gotten settled down the nice widowed lady who was hosting us prepared a feast for us. after dinner we made small talk, drank silky smooth vodka, and finally headed off to bed. early the next morning i awoke to the sounds of loud moaning, it was the sounds of pure pleasure. i quietly made my way down the hall inching closer and closer to the sounds. at the end of the hallway i found a door that was partially opened. i peeked in, i saw zac railing the shit out of our hostess. as i watched quietly i felt my face flush, and tension in my pants. i figured at this point we were the only 3 in the house and they seemed to busy to notice so i began to pleasure myself. i was pretty worked up so i was really going to town, doing man's work if you will. i finished all over the door frame. as i turned to quietly walk back to my room i noticed a small pug standing there looking at me, she barked and it scared me, i screamed and this startled zac and our hostess. our hostess jumped up in fear and i noticed she had an 8" uncut penis dangeling down between her legs. it was as if i have just stared a king cobra in the eye. i panicked pulled my pistol and shot both of them. i scopped up the pug and fled the scene. 3 months later i was court martialedfound not guilty by reason of insanityreturned home and here i am. 

zac lived, barring a few minor arrests later in life and a terrible eye injury (gun shot wound) the doctors were able to transplant a homeless nigger man's eye in him (albeit a little crooked it stays focused on fat white women). his white eye became attracted to a skinny white woman up in the great white north where they live happily ever after. 

as for myself i have retired to florida home of the world famous throwing gators, and meth zombies. the pug and i live comfortably on my military disability.

Thank you for your service.  This sounds way more honorable than lying about being an 11B/19K recruit just to get forum recognition and free Applebee's/Golden Corral every Veteran's Day.

real recognize real, monica.
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