lane pipe obituary...
#1
my friend lane...

lane pipe was my friend, i remember the day i met him. it seems like it was just last april. he sent me a frantic pm because nationwide kept banning him. almost every friday nationwide would ban him, but by monday 5.56 would have him unlocked. when nationwide quit it was lane who posted videos of him searching truck stop glory holes looking for the man who continuously banned him. he was such a giving sole. like that time he made me a cock video, or all those times he led the lynch mod who wanted dantsx banned for putting cocks in member siglines. i will miss how he always started threads that revolved around his hate for the niggers, it seemed a little strong for a guy who had swam the juárez just two years prior. i have never met a man before or since who has had such a passion for adding autozone stick on port holes to their 1997 ford expedition as he did, he must have had $800 dollars worth of them, he even had stick on port holes on his windows. bless you my little port hole buddy.

lane is survived by his wife consuela from family guy, 8 anchor babies, 3 roof dogs, 1 inside dog, 1 tarded neighbor, and his drywall / sod laying crew.

lane pipe 4-15 11-15




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(11-09-2015, 12:06 AM)tier1bro Wrote: my friend lane...

lane pipe was my friend, i remember the day i met him. it seems like it was just last april. he sent me a frantic pm because nationwide kept banning him. almost every friday nationwide would ban him, but by monday 5.56 would have him unlocked. when nationwide quit it was lane who posted videos of him searching truck stop glory holes looking for the man who continuously banned him. he was such a giving sole. like that time he made me a cock video, or all those times he led the lynch mod who wanted dantsx banned for putting cocks in member siglines. i will miss how he always started threads that revolved around his hate for the niggers, it seemed a little strong for a guy who had swam the juárez just two years prior. i have never met a man before or since who has had such a passion for adding autozone stick on port holes to their 1997 ford expedition as he did, he must have had $800 dollars worth of them, he even had stick on port holes on his windows. bless you my little port hole buddy.

lane is survived by his wife consuela from family guy, 8 anchor babies, 3 roof dogs, 1 inside dog, 1 tarded neighbor, and his drywall / sod laying crew.

lane pipe 4-15 11-15




Obit of the month nominee.

RIP lane pipe
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#3
Come back to us Lane!
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#4
(11-09-2015, 12:30 AM)Mak90nCheese Wrote: Obit of the month nominee.

RIP lane pipe


thank you for the kind words my friend, it is friends like you who will lead us through these somber times.
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#5
(11-09-2015, 01:35 AM)Moe_Jontana Wrote: I think his wife might have found his account and he is on chore duty.

so you're saying lane pipe is you? Big Grin
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#6
is lane pipe the new beta max?
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#7
(11-09-2015, 01:35 AM)Moe_Jontana Wrote: I think his wife might have found his account and he is on chore duty.

Naileit, he's on restriction. Big Grin
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#8
Alas poor Lane, I did not know him well. I would come here often to read the stories he would tell.
He was full of anger for those of darker skin, I am now left to wonder if they somehow did him in.
Or maybe it was the tard next door in a fit of frustration and sexual rage, split Lane's ass wide open with his dick like a 12 gauge.
Or maybe it was Snafu who gave Lane a bunch of shit, who pissed him off so much that Lane finally quit.
So in Lane's memory, I will drink a few more beers. Now get back to posting tranny porn you bunch of fucking queers.
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(11-09-2015, 01:53 AM)Shiner Wrote: Alas poor Lane, I did not know him well. I would come here often to read the stories he would tell.
    He was full of anger for those of darker skin, I am now left to wonder if they somehow did him in.
  Or maybe it was the tard next door in a fit of frustration and sexual rage, split Lane's ass wide open with his dick like a 12 gauge.
     Or maybe it was Snafu who gave Lane a bunch of shit, who pissed him off so much that Lane finally quit.
   So in Lane's memory, I will drink a few more beers. Now get back to posting tranny porn you bunch of fucking queers.

That was truly beautiful Heart
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#10
(11-09-2015, 01:56 AM)Moe_Jontana Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:41 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:35 AM)Moe_Jontana Wrote: I think his wife might have found his account and he is on chore duty.

so you're saying lane pipe is you?  Big Grin
Yeah, except I'm not a quitter with chores.



i have 2 half black kids, the do the chores of 1 full black <in lane pipes voice>
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#11
(11-09-2015, 01:59 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:56 AM)Moe_Jontana Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:41 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:35 AM)Moe_Jontana Wrote: I think his wife might have found his account and he is on chore duty.

so you're saying lane pipe is you?  Big Grin
Yeah, except I'm not a quitter with chores.



i have 2 half black kids, the do the chores of 1 full black <in lane pipes voice>

spot on impression, bro.
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#12
(11-09-2015, 02:05 AM)lame_pipe Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:59 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:56 AM)Moe_Jontana Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:41 AM)tier1bro Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:35 AM)Moe_Jontana Wrote: I think his wife might have found his account and he is on chore duty.

so you're saying lane pipe is you?  Big Grin
Yeah, except I'm not a quitter with chores.



i have 2 half black kids, the do the chores of 1 full black <in lane pipes voice>

spot on impression, bro.

thanks, bro.
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#13
(11-09-2015, 01:58 AM)Moe_Jontana Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:53 AM)Shiner Wrote: Alas poor Lane, I did not know him well. I would come here often to read the stories he would tell.
    He was full of anger for those of darker skin, I am now left to wonder if they somehow did him in.
  Or maybe it was the tard next door in a fit of frustration and sexual rage, split Lane's ass wide open with his dick like a 12 gauge.
     Or maybe it was Snafu who gave Lane a bunch of shit, who pissed him off so much that Lane finally quit.
   So in Lane's memory, I will drink a few more beers. Now get back to posting tranny porn you bunch of fucking queers.

That was impressive. Did it better than Lane himself.

(11-09-2015, 01:59 AM)SNAFU Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 01:53 AM)Shiner Wrote: Alas poor Lane, I did not know him well. I would come here often to read the stories he would tell.
    He was full of anger for those of darker skin, I am now left to wonder if they somehow did him in.
  Or maybe it was the tard next door in a fit of frustration and sexual rage, split Lane's ass wide open with his dick like a 12 gauge.
     Or maybe it was Snafu who gave Lane a bunch of shit, who pissed him off so much that Lane finally quit.
   So in Lane's memory, I will drink a few more beers. Now get back to posting tranny porn you bunch of fucking queers.

That was truly beautiful  Heart

Thanks guys.
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#14
Beautiful obituary. What got me was Shiner's MacBeth tribute to Captain Lane. My penis wept.
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(11-09-2015, 04:05 AM)AveryBullock Wrote: Beautiful obituary.  What got me was Shiner's MacBeth tribute to Captain Lane.  My penis wept.

And you cant even afford a butler to clean it up. Dodgy
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(11-09-2015, 04:07 AM)SNAFU Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 04:05 AM)AveryBullock Wrote: Beautiful obituary.  What got me was Shiner's MacBeth tribute to Captain Lane.  My penis wept.

And you cant even afford a butler to clean it up. Dodgy

So true. Sad
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#17
(11-09-2015, 04:07 AM)SNAFU Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 04:05 AM)AveryBullock Wrote: Beautiful obituary.  What got me was Shiner's MacBeth tribute to Captain Lane.  My penis wept.

And you cant even afford a butler to clean it up. Dodgy

i get it. it's funny cause he is poor, unlike dantsx#1.
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#18
(11-09-2015, 12:06 AM)tier1bro Wrote: my friend lane...

lane pipe was my friend, i remember the day i met him. it seems like it was just last april. he sent me a frantic pm because nationwide kept banning him. almost every friday nationwide would ban him, but by monday 5.56 would have him unlocked. when nationwide quit it was lane who posted videos of him searching truck stop glory holes looking for the man who continuously banned him. he was such a giving sole. like that time he made me a cock video, or all those times he led the lynch mod who wanted dantsx banned for putting cocks in member siglines. i will miss how he always started threads that revolved around his hate for the niggers, it seemed a little strong for a guy who had swam the juárez just two years prior. i have never met a man before or since who has had such a passion for adding autozone stick on port holes to their 1997 ford expedition as he did, he must have had $800 dollars worth of them, he even had stick on port holes on his windows. bless you my little port hole buddy.

lane is survived by his wife consuela from family guy, 8 anchor babies, 3 roof dogs, 1 inside dog, 1 tarded neighbor, and his drywall / sod laying crew.

lane pipe 4-15 11-15





Post of the month!

A+ very witty would laugh again
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(11-09-2015, 08:17 AM)DanTSX#1 Wrote:
(11-09-2015, 12:06 AM)tier1bro Wrote: my friend lane...

lane pipe was my friend, i remember the day i met him. it seems like it was just last april. he sent me a frantic pm because nationwide kept banning him. almost every friday nationwide would ban him, but by monday 5.56 would have him unlocked. when nationwide quit it was lane who posted videos of him searching truck stop glory holes looking for the man who continuously banned him. he was such a giving sole. like that time he made me a cock video, or all those times he led the lynch mod who wanted dantsx banned for putting cocks in member siglines. i will miss how he always started threads that revolved around his hate for the niggers, it seemed a little strong for a guy who had swam the juárez just two years prior. i have never met a man before or since who has had such a passion for adding autozone stick on port holes to their 1997 ford expedition as he did, he must have had $800 dollars worth of them, he even had stick on port holes on his windows. bless you my little port hole buddy.

lane is survived by his wife consuela from family guy, 8 anchor babies, 3 roof dogs, 1 inside dog, 1 tarded neighbor, and his drywall / sod laying crew.

lane pipe 4-15 11-15





Post of the month!

A+ very witty would laugh again

thank you my good man.
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#20
Lane

Grow some gonads and come back

You are being a drama queen

Holy shit
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#21
Oh, I'm going to find him.

I'll traverse the treacherous interwebs and bring him back.
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(11-10-2015, 05:24 AM)SNAFU Wrote: Oh, I'm going to find him.

I'll traverse the treacherous interwebs and bring him back.

i predict 9 epic fails in your future;

1.) tEir1 will see your benis.
2.) your wife will leave you for my neighbor.
3.) you will learn during the dna (for child support) that your children are actually sub saharan blacks.
4.) you will learn through above mentioned dna test that you have no sub saharan black in ya.
5.) grief stricken you will search out multiple sub saharans to and i quote "put a little black in ya".
6.) your quest to "get a little black in ya" failing as i predict you will turn to heroin and have to trick for nickles.
7.) after your last live cam show posted via here where you hang yourself from the ceiling fan i will return using my "real username".
8.) i will send resume making and posting benis videos for tEir1, we will eventually fall madly in love, and i will become the woman of the relationship. my tramp stamp tattoo will read "a̶n̶o̶n̶y̶m̶o̶u̶s̶'̶s̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶c̶h̶" tEir1's bitch.
9.) victory will be mine.

<said in my own voice>
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(11-10-2015, 05:41 AM)lame_pipe Wrote:
(11-10-2015, 05:24 AM)SNAFU Wrote: Oh, I'm going to find him.

I'll traverse the treacherous interwebs and bring him back.

i predict 9 epic fails in your future;

1.) tEir1 will see your benis.
2.) your wife will leave you for my neighbor.
3.) you will learn during the dna (for child support) that your children are actually sub saharan blacks.
4.) you will learn through above mentioned dna test that you have no sub saharan black in ya.
5.) grief stricken you will search out multiple sub saharans to and i quote "put a little black in ya".
6.) your quest to "get a little black in ya" failing as i predict you will turn to heroin and have to trick for nickles.
7.) after your last live cam show posted via here where you hang yourself from the ceiling fan i will return using my "real username".
8.) i will send resume making and posting benis videos for tEir1, we will eventually fall madly in love, and i will become the woman of the relationship. my tramp stamp tattoo will read "a̶n̶o̶n̶y̶m̶o̶u̶s̶'̶s̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶c̶h̶" tEir1's bitch.
9.) victory will be mine.

<said in my own voice>


brutal. Dodgy
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#24
tg;dr
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